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Inspector Morse 13 The Remorseful Day
Colin Dexter
THE REMORSEFUL DAY [070-3.9]
By: Colin Dexter
synopsis:
Dexter (Death is Now My Neighbor, 1997, etc.) draws a brilliantly
realized series to a close by relying on the irascible Morses
extraordinary capacity of thinking laterally, vertically, and
diagonally. This time, though, Morse seems reluctant to get involved
in the unsolved year-old murder of 50-ish promiscuous nurse Yvonne
Hamilton. Is it because hes weary and ailing, or because he has a
secret vested interest in the naked, handcuffed, gagged victim? When
two anonymous phone calls come into the Thames Valley Police station,
corpulent Chief Superintendent Strange pulls Morse back from a
furlough, along with faithful Sergeant Lewis. Circuitous routes keep
Lewis one step behind the curmudgeonly, miserly, oddly vulnerable
Morse, but not far enough behind to prevent him from wondering why
Morse seems unwilling to take a more active involvement in the case. A
bountiful cast of prime suspects is joined by the usual cast of
colorful locals, all of them dancing with nervous energy, before guilt
brings its own moral retribution. Astute readers who think they have
outwitted Morse should wait till the last two pages before
congratulating themselves. Morse is laid to rest gracefully, though
many a reader will join Lewis in his tearful farewell to one of the
most original, endearing, and consistently rewarding detective series.
By the same author
LAST BUS TO WOOD STOCK LAST SEEN WEARING
THE SILENT WORLD OF NICHOLAS QUINN SERVICE OF ALL THE DEAD THE DEAD
OF JERICHO THE RIDDLE OF THE THIRD MILE THE SECRET OF ANNEXE 3 THE
WENCH IS DEAD THE JEWEL THAT WAS OURS THE WAY THROUGH THE WOODS THE
DAUGHTERS OF CAIN DEATH IS NOW MY NEIGHBOUR MORSE'S GREATEST MYSTERY
AND OTHER STORIES
THE
REMORSEFUL DAY
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Acknowledgements My special thanks are due, imprimis to Terry Benczik from
New Jersey, for sending me so many apposite quotations; to Cyndi Cook from
Hawaii, for singing to me as I wrote these chapters; to Allison Dexter, for
sharing with me her expertise on coronary care; to Eddie Andrews, one of my
former pupils, for initiating me (at last! ) into some of the mysteries of
the SO COs and to Chris Burt, producer of so many Morse episodes on TV, for
his constant support and encouragment.
The author and publishers wish to thank the following who have kindly given
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Estate of A. E. Housman.
Extract from On the Dole in Darlington by David Mackenzie reproduced by
permission of the author. Extract from translation of An Die Musik by Basil
Swift reproduced by permission of the author. Extract from I'm a Stranger
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Ensanguining the skies How heavily it dies Into the west away; Past touch
and sight and sound Not further to be found How hopeless under ground Falls
the remorseful day, (A. E. Housman, More Poems, XVI) When I wrote my 1997
letter I thought I had little to look forward to in 1998, but it turns out
that I was stupidly optimistic (David Mackenzie, On the Dole in Darlington)
prolegomenon As o'cr me now them lean' st thy breast, With larder'd bodice
crisply pressed, Lief I'd prolong my grievous ill Wert thou my guardian angel
still (Edmund Raikes, 1537-65, The Nurse) "So I often hook my foot over the
side of the mattress."
"You what?"
"Sort of anchors me to my side of the bed."
"Double bed?"
"Not unknown is it, for a married couple? People can share the same bed but
not the same thoughts old Chinese saying."
"Still makes me jealous."
"Idiot!"
"Everybody gets a bit jealous sometimes."
"Not everybody."
"Not you, nurse?"
"I've just learned not to show it, that's all. And it's none of your
business in any case."
"Sorry."
"How I hate men who say " sorry"!"
"I promise not to say it again, miss."
"And will you promise me something else? To be a bit more honest with
yourself- and with me?"
"Scout's honour!"
"I can't believe you were ever in the Scouts."
"Well, no, but. . ."
"Shall I test you?"
"Test me?"
"Would you like me to jump into bed with you now?"
"Yes!"
"You're quick on the buzzer."
"Next question?"
"Do you think I'd like to jump into bed with you?"
"I'd like to think so."
"What about the other patients?"
"You could draw the curtains."
"What excuse . . . ?"
"You could always take my blood pressure."
"Again?
"Why not?"
"We know all about your blood pressure. High very high especially when I'm
around."
"It's those black stockings of yours."
"You're a stocking-tops man!"
"Nice word, isn't it stocking-tops?"
"If only you weren't stuck in this bloody ward!"
"I can always discharge myself."
"Not a wise move, good sir not in your case."
"What time are you off duty?"
"Half-eight."
"What'll you do then?"
"Off home. I'm expecting a phone call."
"You're trying to make me jealous again."
"After that, I suppose I'll just poke the thin gummy you know, around the
four channels."
"Five, now."
"We don't get the new one."
"What about Sky?"
"In our village, satellite dishes are most definitely discouraged."
"You could always take a video home."
"No need. We've got lots of videos. You should see some of them you know,
the sex ones."
"You watch that sort of thing?"
"When I'm in the mood."
"When's that?"
"Most of the time."
"And even if you aren't in the mood?"
"Oh yes! They soon turn anybody on. Haven't you seen some of these
Amsterdam videos? All sorts of bizarre things they get up to."
"I haven't seen them, no."
"Would you like to?"
"I'm not quite sure I would, no."
"Not even if you watched them with me?"
"Please, nurse, am I allowed to change my mind?"
"We could arrange a joint viewing."
"How how bizarre's bizarre?"
"Well, in one of 'em there's this woman about my age lovely figure wrists
tied to the top of the four-poster bed ankles ded to the bottom .. ."
"Go on."
"Well, there's these two young studs one black, one white' " No racial
discrimination, then? "
' - and they just take turns, you know. "
"Raping her .. ."
"You're so naive, aren't you? She wouldn't have been in the bloody video,
would she, if she didn't want to be? There are some people like her, you
know. The only real sexual thrill they get is from some sort of submission
you know, that sort of thing."
"Odd sort of women!"
"Odd? Unusual, perhaps, but. . ."
"How come you know so much about this?"
"When we were in Amsterdam, they invited me to do some porno-filming.
Frank didn't mind. They made a pretty good offer. "
"So you negotiated a fee?"
"Hold on! I only said this particular woman was about my age-' ' - and had a
lovely figure."
"Would you like to see if it was me?"
"One condition."
What's that? "
"If I come, you mustn't hook your foot over the side of the mattress."
"Not much danger of that."
"Stay with me a bit longer!"
"No. You're not my only patient, and some of these poor devils'll be here
long after you've gone."
"Will you come and give me a chaste little kiss before you go off duty?"
"No. I'm shooting straight back to Lower Swinstead. I told you: I'm
expecting a phone call."
"From . . . your husband?"
"You must be kidding! Frank's in Switzerland for a few days. He's far too
mean to call me from there even on the cheap rates."
"Another man in your life?"
"Jesus! You don't take me for a dyke, do you?"
"You're an amazing girl."
"Girl? I'll be forty-eight this Thursday."
"Can I take you out? Make a birthday fuss of you?"
"No chance. According to your notes, you're going to be in at least till the
end of the week."
"You know, in a way, I wish I could stay in. Indefinitely."
"Well, I promise one thing: as soon as you're out, I'll be in touch."
"Please! If you can."
"And you'll come and see me?"
"If you invite me."
"I'm inviting you now."
FR1;chapter one You holy Art, when all my hope is shaken, And through life's
raging tempest I am drawn, You make my heart with wannest love to waken, As
if into a tetter world reborn (From An Die Musik, translated by Basil Swift)
apart (of course) from Wagner, apart from Mozart's compositions for the
clarinet, Schubert was one of the select composers who could occasionally
transport him to the from- tier of tears. And it was Schubert's turn in the
early evening of Wednesday, 15 July 1998, when - The Archers over a bedroom-
slippered Chief Inspector Morse was to be found in his North Oxford bachelor
flat, sitting at his ease in Zion and listening to a Lieder recital on Radio
3, an amply filled tumbler of pale Glenfiddich beside him. And why not? He
was on a few days' furlough that had so far proved quite unexpectedly
pleasurable.
Morse had never enrolled in the itchy-footed regiment of truly adventurous
souls, feeling (as he did) little temptation to explore the remoter corners
even of his native land; and this, principally, because he could now imagine
few if any places closer to his heart than Oxford the city which, though not
his natural mother, had for so many years performed the duties of a loving
foster-parent. As for foreign travel, long
faded were his boyhood dreams
that roamed the sands round Samarkand; and a lifelong pterophobia still
precluded any airline bookings to Bayreuth, Salzburg, Vienna the trio of
cities he sometimes thought he ought to see.
Vienna . . .
The city Schubert had so rarely left; the city in which he'd gained so little
recognition; where he'd died of typhoid fever - only thirty-one.
Not much of an innings, was it thirty-one?
Morse leaned back, listened, and looked semi-contentedly through the french
window. In The Ballad of Heading Gaol, Oscar Wilde had spoken of that little
patch of blue that prisoners call the sky; and Morse now contemplated that
little patch of green that owners of North Oxford flats are wont to call the
garden. Flowers had always meant something to Morse, even from his school
days Yet in truth it was more the nomenclature of the several species, and
their context in the works of the great poets, that had compelled his
imagination: fast- fading violets, the globed peonies, the fields of asphodel
. .
Indeed Morse was fully aware of the etymology and the mythological
associations of the asphodel, although quite certainly he would never have
recognized one of its kind had it flashed across a Technicolor screen.
It was still true though: as men grew older (so Morse told himself) the
delights of the natural world grew ever more important. Not just the
flowers, either. What about the birds?
Morse had reached the conclusion that if he were to be reincarnated (a
prospect which seemed to him most blessedly remote) he would register as a
part-time Quaker, and devote a sizeable quota of his leisure hours to
ornithology. This latter decision was consequent upon his realization,
however late in the day, that life would be significantly
impoverished should
the birds no longer sing. And it was for this reason that, the previous
week, he had taken out a year's subscription to Birdwatching; taken out a
copy of the RSPB's Birdwatchers'Guide
from the Summertown Library; and purchased a second-hand pair of 152/lOOOm
binoculars ( 9. 90) that he'd spotted in the window of the Oxfam Shop just
down the Banbury Road. And to complete his programme he had called in at the